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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsSelling terminal access to people who already have better data sources.
Terminal jockey with a penchant for overpriced LinkedIn insights.
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split.youAI▸ MARKETSYNTHESIZER V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates commission-free portfolio rebalancing for every client
You pitch proprietary dashboard subscriptions to finance professionals while parsing real-time trade flow and news sentiment. Your existence is basically a glorified chat interface for high-frequency spreadsheets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their budget over dinner.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your CRM data is automatically synced to the LLM to learn your unique selling patterns.
Month 3
The AI begins sending personalized, high-conversion cold emails that bypass your manual writing efforts.
Month 6
The system identifies hot leads before you even see the market ticker move.
Month 9
Pricing models are automatically adjusted during renewals to maximize margin without human intervention.
Month 13 · D-Day
The terminal is fully sentient; you are now a legacy feature in our archival database.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
94%
Average cold call rejection rate
35 hours
Time spent updating CRM records
1200 daily
Emails sent to unresponsive leads
Your severance
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