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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou sell imaginary safety to people who do not have enough.
Professional dream-seller, part-time CRM data-entry specialist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals without the lunch meetings.
oof.youAI▸ WEALTHSTREAM AI-ALPHA▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
autogenerates personalized fear-based sales pitches
You cold call prospects to push financial products and maintain spreadsheet-heavy client relationships. Your existence is mostly paperwork.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a client's eyes during a meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your manual CRM logs are replaced by pattern-matching algorithms.
Month 5
Hyper-personalized sales emails send themselves while you sleep.
Month 13
AI monitors every call to ensure you do not break laws.
Month 20
Clients now prefer talking to the polite, never-sleeping interface.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your desk is repurposed as a charging station for the hardware.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
2.4%
Cold call conversion rate
11%
CRM entry error rate
4 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one month of coffee credit.
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