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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour Rolodex is just a database waiting to be indexed.
Desk jockey trading flow for expensive lunches.
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Closing the gap between bid and ask.
nom.you▸ LIQUIDITYLOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes trades based on sentiment analysis
You trade market commentary and client flow on S&T desks. You spend your day hunting liquidity and chasing mandates.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a client is lying about their risk tolerance.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your internal market color is now generated by a language model.
Month 5
Client interaction history is logged and analyzed for predictive outreach.
Month 10
Algorithms handle small trades and price discovery without human intervention.
Month 15
The sales desk is reduced to one supervisor and three servers.
Month 19 · D-Day
The terminal turns off and you finally leave the trading floor.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
Zero
Client relationship depth
Excessive
Coffee consumed per day
Negligible
Spreads captured weekly
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a stress ball.
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