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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour aggressive cold-calling is just a latency issue for my algorithm.
Master of the Bloomberg Terminal and aggressive lunch reservations.
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Closing deals at the speed of light
ow.youAI▸ LIQUIDITYFLOW V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes trades before you blink
You pitch financial instruments to institutional clients while managing high-stakes trades and navigating volatile market liquidity fluctuations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is bluffing during a high-stakes phone negotiation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts suggesting trade sizes based on real-time client history.
Month 5
Smart software writes and sends your client morning notes automatically.
Month 10
Institutional clients prefer direct machine interaction over your human calls.
Month 15
AI agents handle the nuances of price discovery during negotiations.
Month 21 · D-Day
The trading floor is emptied and replaced with cooling fans.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
4 minutes
Average cold call duration
12 rounds
Client golf outings per year
450
Quotes shouted before lunch
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a high-end golf club.
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