Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Financial Service Advisor jobs? · Latest report #d3p3465k
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsConverting your complex personal empathy into a series of predictable if-then statements.
Local lender, digital gatekeeper, human error buffer.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Financial trust, now with zero human error.
squeeze.youAI▸ CREDITOMNI 7.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies high-risk loans using sentiment analysis
You facilitate loan applications, open deposit accounts, and navigate internal banking compliance systems for local members.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can explain an overdraft fee without sounding like a glitch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your manual account entry forms move to automated digital intake flows.
Month 4
Decision-making for loan approvals shifts from intuition to statistical modeling.
Month 8
Physical lobby presence is replaced by high-definition interactive teller pods.
Month 13
AI systems automatically flag and resolve regulatory reporting issues in real-time.
Month 18 · D-Day
The credit union completes the total transition to autonomous financial services.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
4 minutes
Average account opening time
12 percent
Human error rate
0 percent
Compliance flag bypass
Your severance
One free credit check and a branded ballpoint pen.
Discussion
