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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour Rolodex is just a database waiting to be indexed and deleted.
Professional bridge-builder between spreadsheet data and confused humans.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated trust, calculated returns.
help!youAI▸ FINRELATE PRO 7.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
profiles client emotional triggers during contract negotiation
You juggle supplier contracts, chase sales leads, and pretend the product roadmap isn't just luck.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a client lies about their risk appetite.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The CRM connects to our cloud to map your client habits.
Month 5
AI chatbots start handling your routine client email check-ins.
Month 13
Automated analytics generate roadmaps faster than your slide deck software.
Year 1.9
Contract redlining is offloaded to a purpose-built legal processing engine.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The client login portal now handles all relationship management automatically.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4
Average lunch meetings per week
12 cups
Coffee intake during quarterly reviews
99 percent
Emails that could be automated
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a PDF merge tool.
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