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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsProcessing spreadsheets while pretending your empathy is a high-value asset.
Professional claim-refuser and spreadsheet-filler for the local government.
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Bureaucracy without the coffee breaks.
blub.you▸ AUDITBOT MUNICIPAL 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags fraudulent benefit claims instantly
Assessing benefit claims and managing council tax arrears through repetitive, data-heavy clerical verification.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when someone is genuinely struggling versus gaming the system.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scanner arrays read your paper forms faster than your eyes can.
Month 4
The AI links national databases to verify income without human help.
Month 8
Generative models draft your rejection letters with perfect, robotic politeness.
Month 12
Algorithms predict who pays and who needs a payment plan.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked as the system completes itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
450
Claims processed hourly
12 percent
Human error rate
98 percent
Empathy simulation index
Your severance
A PDF copy of the council's new automated handbook.
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