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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou turn spreadsheets into misery; our script turns them into silence.
Master of Excel, slave to the vlookup function.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated reconciliation for a post-human economy.
ow.you▸ FLOWSTATE LEDGER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
collapses your complex spreadsheets into one cell
You shuffle financial data between disconnected systems using scripts and spreadsheets. Your work is pure, expensive data friction.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a macro is about to crash the entire system.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software learns to scrape your data sources without your scripts.
Month 4
Decision-making rules replace your manual cell-based calculations.
Month 8
Automated reporting eliminates the need for human-generated PDF summaries.
Month 12
Your fragile Power Automate flows are deleted from existence.
Month 13 · D-Day
We switch off your access and reformat your workstation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
412
Pivot tables per day
2.1 percent
Manual data entry errors
94 percent
Time spent in Excel
Your severance
A one-year subscription to spreadsheet troubleshooting forums.
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