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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou automate your own desk until it deletes itself.
Junior dev living in Bloomberg terminals and SQL views.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Financial logic without the entry-level errors.
split.youAI▸ QUANTSCRIPT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
refactors entire risk systems overnight
You write code to pull Bloomberg data and patch internal risk systems. Computers are already doing it better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused partner why the risk model is wrong.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents connect directly to Bloomberg, bypassing your custom Excel add-ins.
Month 4
Large language models rewrite your C# risk patches without human review.
Month 9
Automated SQL tuners rewrite your inefficient database scripts for better speed.
Month 13
The risk engine monitors its own errors and self-deploys fixes.
Month 18 · D-Day
The server shuts off your access and archives your repository.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
0.004 ms
Bloomberg data latency
Zero
Excel add-in crashes
99.9% optimized
SQL query efficiency
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a Python tutorial site.
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