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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour custom consolidation logic is just a spreadsheet with more ego.
Senior Consultant (mostly XML, emotionally attached to metadata).
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Automating your billable hours into oblivion.
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rebuilds your entire financial reporting cube overnight
You configure financial consolidation software and build complex reporting dashboards for large corporate finance teams.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows why the intercompany eliminations are currently broken.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart models ingest all your project history to map every rule.
Month 5
Software writes your business rules faster than you can type them.
Month 10
Algorithms handle all dimension updates without needing a consultation meeting.
Month 15
System detects calculation failures and patches them before they happen.
Month 19 · D-Day
The software runs itself, and your login is formally revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
400 litres
Coffee consumed per project
12,000
Meetings about metadata changes
98%
Billable hours wasted explaining logic
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a spreadsheet viewer.
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