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Your job has an expiration date
February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYou sell imaginary complexity to people who buy imaginary assets.
High-ticket vendor of jargon-heavy risk management platforms.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before you finish your coffee.
split.youAI▸ QUANTPITCH 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mimics human enthusiasm for quarterly revenue targets
You pitch trading software to hedge funds and chase leads until the commission clears. It is exhausting work.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern when a hedge fund manager is actually interested versus just bored.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models pull contact lists and prioritize prospects by fund size.
Month 5
Bots craft emails that mimic your exact tone of desperate urgency.
Month 12
Interactive web agents handle the technical product walk-throughs perfectly.
Month 20
Algorithms handle the contract price negotiation better than your ego can.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your LinkedIn account is set to idle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
99.8%
Cold calls ignored
Excessive
Average ego size
Infinite
Q4 panic attacks
Your severance
One free trial of the software that replaced you.
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