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February 14, 2028
In 16 monthsYour expensive lunches and golf games are just overhead we eliminated.
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brr.you▸ PITCHMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers personalized pitch decks in milliseconds
You pitch financial products to advisors and manage heavy client relationship portfolios. We are replacing that.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and pivot when a client hates your tone.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your manual pitch book updates go to a background process.
Month 4
Advisors now access product specs through a self-service interface.
Month 8
The system identifies and emails leads without human intervention.
Month 12
An AI agent handles all standard advisor check-in calls.
Month 16 · D-Day
The last lunch was held; you are now fully redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
Zero
Cost per pitch
Infinite
Grip-and-grin smiles
Irrelevant
Golf handicap
Your severance
One complimentary set of used golf clubs.
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