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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour arrogance is the only thing we cannot automate in bulk.
Gatekeeper of the bland and microscopic elite.
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Pretentious dining without the human cost.
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charges three times the value for air
You curate expensive, microscopic portions of flavorless food to flatter the egos of the wealthy elite.
The one thing AI can't do
You are truly gifted at looking down your nose while describing a single radish.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision algorithms generate plating patterns that maximize empty porcelain space.
Month 4
Direct integration with farms delivers only the most flavorless produce.
Month 8
Robots programmed to convey subtle disdain replace your host staff.
Month 13
Dynamic pricing software hikes costs based on patron net worth.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your restaurant runs perfectly without your snobbish oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
42 USD
Cost per pea
Excessive
Average patron ego
98 percent
Flavor suppression level
Your severance
A lifetime supply of artisanal air and garnish.
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