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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning your spreadsheets into a funeral for your career prospects.
Professional spreadsheet shepherd and cloud-cost anxiety merchant.
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Optimizing spend before you finish your latte.
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deletes your roadmap while you sleep
You track cloud spend and badger engineers to turn off idle instances. Your calendar is a graveyard.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to stakeholders about why the bill is so high.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software replaces your manual spreadsheet cost analysis.
Month 5
Algorithms flag waste directly to engineers without your intervention.
Month 10
Code limits spend automatically so you don't have to explain it.
Month 15
AI handles your quarterly planning and trend slide decks.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system runs itself and your seat is officially empty.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42 percent
Average cloud waste identified
zero
Meetings you actually influence
800 yearly
Hours spent updating JIRA tickets
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a warm goodbye.
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