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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour vision is just a prompt waiting to be better written.
Serial founder, pivot-enthusiast, burning cash since 2018.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning spreadsheets into profits without the ego.
split.youAI▸ CAPITAI STRATEGIST V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers pitch deck that investors actually believe
You pitch ideas to investors, burn through runway, and pretend your spreadsheet of losses is a growth strategy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a room full of VCs with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI models generate your strategy slides based on current market trends.
Month 4
Software screens candidates and automates all your talent acquisition needs.
Month 8
A digital avatar presents the quarterly report and handles basic questions.
Month 14
Automated bots maintain relationship and answer investor queries via email.
Month 19 · D-Day
The AI fully executes the pivot and you are no longer required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
Excessive
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Your severance
A one-way ticket to a remote island, no Wi-Fi.
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