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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSelling slide decks to people who already know they are doomed.
Professional powerpoint enthusiast and internal meeting survivor.
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Automated slides that no one actually reads.
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generates infinite slides for quarterly reviews
Creating complex strategy documents for financial firms while navigating corporate internal politics and unclear stakeholder requirements.
The one thing AI can't do
You can read the room to see who is actually paying the final invoice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI gathers market research and compiles the initial draft charts.
Month 4
Software populates your slide templates using pre-approved corporate messaging.
Month 8
A virtual agent attends status calls to log action items.
Month 13
The AI handles email threads until all stakeholders agree on nothing.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system finishes the final presentation and sends it to trash.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
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Slides exported per week
94%
Meaningless buzzword density
35 hours
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
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