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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just an LLM prompt masquerading as a business model.
Serial founder of products that exist only in Figma.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating pitch decks and profits while you sleep.
stretchy.youAI▸ VENTUREBOT CAPITALIST V2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates your entire seed funding round
You pitch financial products to investors and oversee the development of automated money movement software.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a VC with a straight face in person.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scrapers identify your next pivot before you even think of it.
Month 3
Visual generators replace your slide-building habits entirely.
Month 6
Agents write the banking integrations you were struggling to scope.
Month 10
Bots handle all communication with potential funding sources.
Month 14 · D-Day
The machine runs the company more efficiently than you ever could.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4 seconds
Average pitch deck time
Zero
Funding rounds secured
99 percent
Burn rate reduction
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own failing dashboard.
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