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July 25, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsTrading your soul for a slightly higher conversion percentage.
Master of deck polish and strategic golf metaphors.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before they even ask questions.
oof.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates persuasive slide creation and deal modeling
Managing high-value client relationships and navigating complex internal commercial deal approvals through endless slide-based persuasion.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scrapers begin tracking your client's needs before you even call.
Month 5
Algorithms replace your slide creation with dynamic, real-time data views.
Month 10
Smart contracts handle deal terms without needing your internal lobbying.
Month 15
AI agents manage client contact through frictionless automated outreach.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your CRM account is deactivated and the server takes the account.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
94 percent
Average Meeting Uselessness
100 percent
Slide Deck Redundancy
42 cups
Coffee Consumed Per Deal
Your severance
One free subscription to a generic meditation app.
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