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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour ability to fake enthusiasm for middle-market API integration is truly impressive.
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oof.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates cold calls with perfect pitch
You chase leads through CRM dashboards and perform demo calls for unrequested banking software. You are purely performative.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is clearly lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software writes your cold emails better than you do.
Month 6
Algorithms rank your leads so you stop chasing dead ends.
Month 15
Interactive screens answer client questions without your awkward stuttering.
Year 2
Your CRM updates its own statuses based on meeting recordings.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system closes the deal itself and eliminates your role.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
12 percent
Demo conversion rate
40 liters
Coffee consumed per quarter
4 percent
LinkedIn connection acceptance rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium conference lanyards.
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