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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Smart agents start writing your boilerplate functions while you watch.
Week 11
Algorithms flag your logic errors before you even commit.
Month 5
Systems monitor logs and patch production issues without human intervention.
Month 9
Neural nets propose schemas that outperform your manual designs.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system completes the final deploy.
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