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September 15, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYour slide decks are basically just expensive, glorified screensavers for executives.
Professional slide-deck architect and pivot enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning spreadsheets into profits without the meetings.
ow.youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises sales funnels in real-time
You coordinate cross-department sales pitches and refine market entry strategies. You spend your days obsessing over conversion metrics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a client stops caring during a sales pitch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts building your weekly performance reports without human input.
Month 4
Algorithm takes over the sales forecasting duties entirely.
Month 10
Machine vision creates your pitch decks using current market data.
Month 16
Software shifts your marketing spend based on instant revenue feedback.
Month 22 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of your strategy and sales.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
82 percent
Time spent in meetings
40 per week
Deck iteration count
5 liters daily
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a warm goodbye.
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