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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsSolving fire equations so robots can watch ships burn later.
Mathematician obsessed with burning ships, mostly for science.
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Burning down the simulation budget.
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collapses 4D burn dynamics into raw code
You write complex fluid dynamics equations to simulate heat transfer and smoke movement within naval vessels. Your software predicts how flames behave under different structural conditions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the simulation results feel wrong in your gut.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your manual model inputs get mapped by a pattern recognition agent.
Month 4
A geometry processing tool creates the simulation mesh automatically.
Month 8
Cloud-based solver arrays replace your local workstation cluster.
Month 12
Natural language generation drafts the final safety documentation.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system finishes the simulation and locks you out forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
4 billion
Equations solved per second
0 liters
Coffee consumed per model
99 percent
Human error probability
Your severance
One fire extinguisher and a box of graph paper.
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