Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Fire Sprinkler Operations Manager jobs? · Latest report #pvyvctqr
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsWater damage is now a software service, not a maintenance problem.
Master of gauges, valves, and very expensive wet floors.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated compliance for every pipe valve.
glub.youAI▸ FLOWCONTROL NEXUS 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates water pressure to perfection overnight
You oversee sprinkler system inspections, test water pressure valves, and ensure buildings meet fire safety code regulations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a failing gasket by the specific pitch of the water leak.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart vibration sensors are installed on every major supply pipe.
Month 6
Compliance reports are generated instantly by live pressure data streams.
Month 13
AI inspectors review camera feeds instead of human on-site visits.
Month 20
System actuators automatically adjust pressures to avoid burst pipes.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system monitors itself and schedules its own technician robots.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
1000 per hour
valve cycle tests
99.99 percent
code compliance rate
sub-millimetre
pipe corrosion detection
Your severance
One complimentary set of waterproof industrial coveralls.
Discussion
