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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour expert advice is just a dataset we have not ingested yet.
Tactical consultant with a weakness for manual iron sights.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect aim, infinite inventory data.
split.you▸ BALLISTICSBOT PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
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You talk to customers about hardware specs and range experiences. You guide buyers toward specific firearm and gear purchases.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a customer's specific hesitation before they even vocalize their safety concerns.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The machine indexes your entire inventory and manufacturer specs.
Month 5
Interactive kiosks replace your role in answering basic product questions.
Month 10
Software automates all federal background check forms and permit verification.
Month 15
AI models learn to mimic your specific tone and advice style.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your physical presence is retired in favor of automated secure kiosks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.2%
45 minutes
Average customer chat duration
human-limited
Expertise memory capacity
0.002 seconds
Inventory search latency
Your severance
One lifetime membership to a digital ballistics simulator.
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