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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Firewall Administrator jobs? · Latest report #y5rkurkx
Your job has an expiration date
February 15, 2028
In 16 monthsYour blocklists are just suggestions for a machine that never sleeps.
Gatekeeper of the enterprise intranet and VPN tunnels.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total network visibility, zero human oversight.
glub.youAI▸ SENTINEL-CLOUD CORE 7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates policy enforcement across every vlan
You monitor traffic rules and patch security holes across corporate networks. You write ACLs and manage VPN tunnels.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a network surge feels like a real human attack.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents begin silently recording your manual traffic filtering decisions.
Month 4
Software learns the difference between legitimate traffic and actual intrusion attempts.
Month 9
The system applies security patches to appliances without manual configuration cycles.
Month 13
The AI writes its own ACLs while you just approve them.
Month 16 · D-Day
Automated security orchestration renders your firewall administrative access entirely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
450
Rules reviewed daily
12%
Average policy drift
38
Tickets closed per shift
Your severance
One free year of premium cloud storage, encrypted.
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