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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour manual rule creation is just a slow, expensive script.
Senior gatekeeper of the company network, currently blocking everything.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated security posture, zero human friction.
oof.youAI▸ GUARDRAIL LOGIC ENGINE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches vulnerabilities before you finish coffee
You write ACLs, manage vendor appliances, and troubleshoot connectivity blocks. You exist to stop developers from breaking security.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific legacy rule is too dangerous to delete.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent reads your configs and flags unused rules.
Month 4
The machine generates and deploys firewall changes without you.
Month 8
Machine vision parses logs and blocks threats instantly.
Month 13
Virtual security fabric replaces your physical hardware boxes.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system disables your admin access and retires you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
84 percent
Time spent on tickets
12 annually
Accidental outages caused
too many
False positive alerts
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated log monitor.
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