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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Firewall Security Administrator jobs? · Latest report #pa47tjim
Your job has an expiration date
August 28, 2027
In 10 monthsYour entire career is just waiting for a packet to drop.
Gatekeeper of the enterprise, destroyer of SSH tunnels.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Immutable traffic filtering for zero-trust environments.
bzzt.you▸ SENTINELNODE 7.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
blocks all unauthorized traffic in milliseconds
You monitor traffic flows to block unauthorized access and write rules for network appliances. Your job is an expensive game of digital Whac-A-Mole.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a routine configuration change is actually a disaster in disguise.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An ingestion agent maps your existing rule sets to identify redundant or permissive policies.
Week 9
Continuous monitoring tools flag traffic anomalies, rendering your manual log review entirely obsolete.
Month 5
Adaptive algorithms automatically adjust ACLs based on traffic patterns without human input.
Month 7
A portal lets developers request access while automated security agents validate the risk level instantly.
Month 10 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system confirms zero human-intervention requirements for network perimeter control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42 percent
False positives
89 percent
Tickets ignored
4 gallons
Coffee consumed
Your severance
One complimentary legacy firewall rack for your garage.
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