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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Firing Squad Member jobs? · Latest report #37d46vtd
Your job has an expiration date
September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsAiming for a career that is literally running out of bullets.
Professional marksman (mostly waiting, occasionally highly active)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Consistent results without the moral fatigue.
ow.youAI▸ PRECISIONSTRIKE UNIT V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
eliminates target with sub-millimeter tracking precision
You stand in a line and discharge firearms at a target on command. It is physically repetitive and loud.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the strange human capability to hesitate when pulling the trigger.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
Sensors map the target location to ensure total accuracy.
Month 6
Robotic mounts replace shaking hands for perfect alignment.
Month 13
Software triggers all firing mechanisms at exactly the same microsecond.
Month 19
Hoses and brushes scrub the firing chambers without human help.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The human squad is removed from the field permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.4%
0.02 inches
Average round dispersion
0.4 seconds
Seconds to reload
100 percent
Human remorse detected
Your severance
One complimentary set of noise-canceling ear protection.
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