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May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour nuanced constitutional arguments are just noise for our text-parsing engine.
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You draft briefs citing case law to protect free speech. You spend days finding precedents for complex litigation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle shifting mood of a judge in a courtroom.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts mining every major ruling to speed up research.
Month 5
Software drafts the boilerplate sections of your motions automatically.
Month 12
Smart vision models scan discovery files for relevant evidence faster.
Year 2.1
Virtual assistants take over routine client consultations and basic filings.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The logic engine handles the entire litigation strategy without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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Savings: 96.9%
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