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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsFocus pulling is just math for people who enjoy standing around.
Master of the tape measure and the lens bag.
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Perfect bokeh without the human error.
bzzt.youAI▸ FOCUSMASTER GEN-7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
tracks moving actors with zero blur
You measure distances to actors and swap lenses on set. You also keep the camera gear clean and organized.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when the Director of Photography is about to get angry.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 8
Lenses start reporting exact focus data directly to the camera.
Month 8
Sensors lock onto the actor and adjust focus without manual intervention.
Month 16
Automated arms swap prime lenses faster than any human hand could.
Year 2.1
Software tracks every piece of kit and logs maintenance logs automatically.
Year 3 · D-Day
The assistant's kit is cleared and the camera self-optimizes the scene.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
99.99 percent
Focus pull accuracy
4 seconds
Average lens swap time
Zero
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
A vintage lens cap and a signed apology note.
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