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October 21, 2033
In 7 yearsYour measuring tape is a quaint relic of pre-precision architecture.
Structural skeleton expert with a heavy pencil.
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Structural integrity without the coffee breaks.
split.youAI▸ FRAMEMASTER GEN-1▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 YEARSAI's Special Power
squares the room in seconds
You build the structural skeletons of houses and frame loft conversions. You cut joists and install floorboards.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know why the wall is crooked because the foundation settled in 1952.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Lidar drones scan every corner of the chaotic building site.
Month 16
Factory-cut framing members arrive ready for rapid assembly.
Year 3.3
Robotic arms handle the heavy lifting and joist placement.
Year 5
Building codes accept machine-certified structural joints as standard.
Year 7 · D-Day
The carpenter is retired to history as machines frame autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
42
Joists cut per hour
Zero
Measurement errors
None
Splinters generated
Your severance
A blunt handsaw and a voucher for lumber.
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