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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace First Line IT Support jobs? · Latest report #vd9xtbeq
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour ability to ask if they restarted the machine is officially outdated.
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Turning it off and on again, forever.
glub.youAI▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocreates support tickets from thin air
You reset passwords and tell users to restart their computers for ten hours a day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the specific tone of panic in a user's voice before they speak.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Simple scripts take over the basic password reset queue immediately.
Month 4
Screen analysis tools fix display settings without you clicking anything.
Month 8
Software reboots machines before the user even knows they are glitching.
Month 12
Modular office gear removes the need for manual cable management.
Month 14 · D-Day
The human ticket queue is permanently archived and deleted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
12
Average tickets resolved per hour
80%
Time spent saying hello
9000
Passwords reset by memory
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated password reset portal.
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