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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace First Line Support jobs? · Latest report #9z4x63jf
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour keyboard shortcuts are just macros for our inevitable replacement.
Professional listener to people who refuse to reboot.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before you even open them.
bzzt.youAI▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
resolves your entire queue before morning coffee
You answer phones, read from scripts, and click buttons in support tickets to close issues.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a user is lying about having tried to restart.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
The AI learns to auto-fill your responses based on user sentiment.
Week 7
Bots begin closing simple tickets without human intervention.
Month 3
An AI agent handles the phone line with perfect, emotionless tone.
Month 5
Your access to the ticket system is revoked for safety.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system runs itself and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99%
0.4 seconds
Average handling time
100 percent
Script adherence
Zero
Human patience remaining
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our stress-reduction hold music.
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