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Will AI replace First Year Associate jobs? · Latest report #nrs7ucy6
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are a very expensive human search bar for PDF files.
Professional highlighter and midnight contract ghostwriter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Billable hours are now obsolete.
nom.you▸ LEXI-BOT JURIS 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
finds hidden clauses in seconds
Drafts basic contract clauses and spends thousands of hours reviewing mind-numbing discovery documents for senior partners.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense the exact moment a partner is lying to a client.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts suggesting tags for your discovery document piles.
Month 4
Templates fill themselves based on previous successful firm contracts.
Month 8
Software cleans up your formatting without you asking.
Month 13
The AI does the first pass, you just press OK.
Month 18 · D-Day
The partner realizes the software is cheaper than your bonus.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
Infinite
Average review speed
High
Human error rate
Excessive
Coffee consumption
Your severance
One free subscription to a mood stabilizer app.
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