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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour grease-stained apron is effectively a countdown timer for our hardware.
The salt-dusted frontline of the weekend takeaway rush.
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Perfect crunch, zero small talk.
split.youAI▸ FRYBOT 9000 PRO▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers hot crispy chips without the attitude
You manage the deep fryers, portion chips into paper, and interact with customers waiting for takeaway meals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still judge a customer's soul by their choice of vinegar amount.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Touch-screen kiosks replace your need to shout orders at customers.
Month 5
Precision sensors apply the perfect salt level every single time.
Month 13
Pneumatic arms handle basket timing to eliminate human error.
Year 1.9
Integrated folding machines package meals without tearing the paper.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The fry station runs fully autonomous and you are redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
340 seconds
Average fry time
12 units
Customers served hourly
Variable
Salt-to-batter ratio
Your severance
A lifetime supply of frozen fish sticks.
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