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Your job has an expiration date
December 31, 2028
In 2 years, 2 monthsYour infinite spreadsheets are just data entry for our pending update.
Professional paper-shuffler in a sea of red tape.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect regulation, zero lunch breaks.
split.youAI▸ BUREAUCRACYBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags all permit loopholes instantly
You draft fishery regulations, process permit applications, and reconcile catch data logs from commercial fishing vessels.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the singular patience required to untangle contradictory laws from three different ministerial eras.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
OCR scanners ingest every handwritten fishing log since 1995.
Month 5
Language models generate permit updates faster than you can blink.
Month 9
Algorithms flag every minor quota violation in real-time.
Month 16
Self-service kiosks replace your entire permit review desk.
Year 2.2 · D-Day
The system assumes full ministerial authority over all ocean resources.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.3%
14,000 files
Annual permit backlog
94 percent
Average regulatory jargon per page
400 hours
Time spent hitting print
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our fishing weather app.
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