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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour icy display cases are just high-maintenance, sentient refrigerators.
Expert in scales, guts, and maintaining sub-zero shelf life.
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Perfect cuts without the cold fingers.
splat.you▸ ICHTHY-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
fillets twelve mackerel in six seconds
You source, scale, fillet, and arrange seafood on crushed ice for customers. You also manage daily inventory turnover.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a fish loses its freshness by touch alone.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
AI predicts demand so you never overstock fresh inventory.
Month 8
Robotic arms with vision sensors take over the knife work.
Month 19
Smart sensors keep fish at peak cold without your manual ice.
Year 2.9
Your customers buy their catch from a sterile, self-serving unit.
Year 4 · D-Day
The shop is fully automated and you are no longer required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
99.9 percent
Average fillet precision
Zero kilograms
Daily ice melt
Total zero
Odour persistence
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium, vacuum-sealed salmon.
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