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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour mid-workout motivational monologue was never actually inspiring, just repetitive background noise.
Professional selfie-taker and avocado toast aesthetician.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Authenticity manufactured at scale.
help!youAI▸ FITSTREAM GEN-7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates photorealistic abs on demand
Records workout tutorials and nutrition advice for social media platforms. Edits footage and manages follower engagement daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sweat through a shirt in a way that looks convincingly hardworking.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors adjust framing and lighting to match trending aesthetic standards.
Week 9
Realistic digital models replace the need for actual human sweat.
Month 3
AI writes scripts that maximize engagement and dopamine-loop retention.
Month 4
Algorithms handle all comments and community interaction without fatigue.
Month 6 · D-Day
The human creator is officially deleted from the feed permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
94 percent
Average cringe per reel
1.2 seconds
Seconds until skip
infinite
Total protein shakes consumed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of expired pre-workout powder.
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