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Your job has an expiration date
August 31, 2027
In 10 monthsYour aesthetic is just a prompt for our new image generator.
Professional selfie-taker and supplement brand ambassador.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Always motivated, never skips leg day.
split.youAI▸ FITCLONE V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite variations of your morning routine
You film workouts for social feeds, edit highlight reels, and push supplement sponsorships to a disengaged audience.
The one thing AI can't do
You can genuinely smell the stale sweat in a real, non-airbrushed gym.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
Smart ring-lights now sync with real-time aesthetic mood boards.
Month 3
Vision models auto-cut your footage into viral-ready highlight reels.
Month 6
Language models handle all replies to your thirsty commenters.
Month 9
Generative models produce infinite workout videos without you present.
Month 10 · D-Day
The brand officially replaces you with a deeper-fake version.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
0.8 percent
Average engagement
4 per day
Hours spent lighting
0.02 percent
Sponsorship conversion rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of expired protein powder.
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