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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour screaming into a microphone is being upgraded to a playlist.
Professional screamer of interval times and motivational platitudes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect rhythm, zero fatigue, endless shouting.
oof.youAI▸ BARRYBOT-V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
projects perfect light show during sprints
Instructors lead high-intensity interval training, operate treadmills, manage music, and provide motivation in dark, loud rooms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and see exactly who is going to quit first.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors and software sync studio lighting to the class tempo.
Month 6
Treadmills automatically adjust speed based on a pre-programmed class loop.
Month 12
AI audio engines play pre-recorded, high-energy cues through the sound system.
Month 16
Autonomous floor machines scrub equipment between classes faster than humans.
Year 2 · D-Day
The studio runs fully autonomously while you find a new gym.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
110 dB
Average decibel level
99 percent
Calorie count accuracy
Constant
Motivation levels
Your severance
A lifetime supply of protein powder and regret.
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