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December 22, 2027
In 14 monthsA glorified messenger between two bond desks that hate each other.
Master of yelling into telephones for mid-sized interest swings.
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The market maker that never sleeps
no no noyou▸ BONDBOT ARBITRAGE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes trades before your phone connects
You trade bonds by shouting numbers over a phone and hoping the spread covers your bonus.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the sheer panic in a client's voice before the numbers even show it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Direct data pipes start feeding pricing directly to your clients.
Week 9
Software replaces the need for you to yell at peers.
Month 5
Robots manage your bond holdings without a single spreadsheet cell.
Month 9
The phone lines are deactivated as everyone moves to digital.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your terminal is unplugged and shipped to a museum.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4.2 cups
Coffee consumed per million traded
88%
Percentage of trade day spent yelling
2 seconds
Average latency to regret a trade
Your severance
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