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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsMonitoring external managers while doing the exact same math as Excel.
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Automated ledger balancing for the risk-averse
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rebalances your entire portfolio during your lunch
You track external asset manager performance and reconcile bond portfolios against insurance general account requirements and risk limits.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when an external manager is hiding bad news in the footnotes.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Custom scripts pull reports from managers before you wake up.
Month 5
Software flags every portfolio discrepancy without you opening a file.
Month 12
Regulatory checks are locked into the system code permanently.
Month 16
AI models suggest rebalancing moves based on yield spread data.
Year 2 · D-Day
The spreadsheets are deleted and the managers email the bot.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
0.0001 seconds
Spread monitoring latency
14 per quarter
Manual reconciliation errors
3.5
Excel crashes per week
Your severance
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