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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou sell bonds to people who just want a computer to decide.
High-yield professional, low-yield human.
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Liquidity without the lunch meetings.
no no noyouAI▸ BONDBOT EXECUTION ENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters liquidity pools for optimal spread
You pitch government and corporate debt products to institutional investors while navigating volatile liquidity and complex pricing models.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle tremor of hesitation in a client's voice during a crisis.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Real-time pricing models start undercutting your manual quotes.
Month 4
Smart agents begin handling basic trade execution requests.
Month 9
Clients prefer low-fee API access over your market commentary.
Month 14
Management consolidates the sales floor into a single server room.
Month 18 · D-Day
The final voice connection is severed by a software update.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
Zero
Client lunch cost
Microseconds
Trade execution speed
Nonexistent
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a firm handshake.
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