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Will AI replace Fixed Income Sales Trader jobs? · Latest report #5y49hrwu
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou sell imaginary bonds that computers can price in nanoseconds.
Master of the spread, slave to the yield curve.
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Liquidity, without the lunch meetings.
squeeze.you▸ BONDBOT QUANT-CORE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes block trades before you blink
You pitch government bonds to institutional clients and manage trade executions through complex internal trading terminals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the mood of a desk during a market liquidity crisis.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms begin handling small-lot retail bond orders automatically.
Month 4
Real-time pricing feeds replace your manual terminal spread updates.
Month 8
Clients shift to AI-chat interfaces instead of calling your desk.
Month 13
An automated system verifies all trade logs instantly.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access to the execution gateway is permanently disabled.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
42
Avg bond trades per day
80 litres
Coffee consumed per quarter
99.9 percent
Spread capture efficiency
Your severance
One free Bloomberg terminal and a bottle of gin.
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