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December 28, 2027
In 14 monthsYour Rolodex is just a database waiting to be indexed.
Professional loud-talker in a suit, currently ignoring emails.
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Closing liquidity gaps faster than any human.
toast.youAI▸ YIELDBOT ALPHA-9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes trades based on sentiment analysis
You cold-call institutional clients to pitch bonds and negotiate spreads between buyers and sellers of debt.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is bluffing during a high-stakes bond negotiation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms begin handling standard bid-ask spreads for small blocks.
Month 4
Software reads your client texts and predicts their next move.
Month 8
Buyers and sellers meet in an instant, invisible digital space.
Month 12
AI mimics your tone to reassure clients about bond yields.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your desk is repurposed into a high-speed data cooling unit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
100 percent
Cold calls avoided
0.0001 bps
Spread precision
100 percent
Lunch expense savings
Your severance
A stale bagel and a decommissioned Bloomberg terminal.
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