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Will AI replace Fixed Income Strategist jobs? · Latest report #ecihcbrb
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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour yield curve models are just expensive ink-stained Rorschach tests.
Master of Excel macros and high-stakes interest rate guessing.
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sluurp.you▸ QUANTPREDICT YIELD-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
models interest rates with perfect historical recall
You interpret central bank policy to predict bond yields. You pitch trade ideas based on macro data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie convincingly to a client while knowing your model is wrong.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull real-time bond data into the central hub.
Month 4
The AI learns to mimic your specific forecasting style.
Month 8
Clients receive trade ideas directly from the algorithm.
Month 13
The machine trades bond spreads without human intuition.
Month 18 · D-Day
You are removed from the terminal access list.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
Zero
Trade idea alpha
Infinite
Slide deck count
Hazardous
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to financial news you ignored.
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