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Already deprecatedWatching people walk in circles is not a career, it is walking.
Professional aimless wanderer and urban observer.
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Omnipresent surveillance without the aimless walking.
oof.youAI▸ STREETVIEW AGGREGATOR 9000▸ RARITY · RELIC▸ DEPRECATED · LONG AGOAI's Special Power
records urban textures for virtual tourism
You wander urban streets observing passersby and architecture. We call that 'having no destination'.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the exact shade of sunlight hitting a crumbling brick facade.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
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We replace your eyes with high-resolution 360-degree street mapping sensors.
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Algorithms map every pedestrian movement far faster than your casual stroll.
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Urban observation is fully automated; you are now free to sit down.
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We observe the city without needing to order overpriced lattes.
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The world moved to GPS, mapping, and instant virtual navigation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
15,000
Average steps per day
Zero
Economic output
Too many
Coffee shops visited
Your severance
One pair of comfortable walking shoes.
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