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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets are just inefficient prayers for a car that works.
Master of spreadsheets, municipal vehicle leaser, inventory whisperer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total visibility for every taxpayer asset.
blub.you▸ FLEETPILOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates vehicle lease rotation schedules instantly
You track police cruiser lease cycles and coordinate complex upfitting schedules. The machine does this with database logic.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which siren module is currently stuck at the upfitter in suburban Ohio.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Integration software connects your fragmented spreadsheets to live dealer data.
Month 4
Smart notifications replace your manual daily emails to the maintenance crew.
Month 8
The system forecasts upcoming upfitting slots based on production capacity data.
Month 13
External upfitters upload their own progress photos to our central database.
Month 19 · D-Day
The algorithm manages the entire fleet lifecycle without human input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
14 percent
Average fleet idle time
22 days
Parts sourcing latency
9 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
One surplus light bar and a thank-you email.
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