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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou are just a glorified janitor for cars that steer themselves.
Human interface for autonomous vehicle sanitation protocols.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Cleaner cars without the human touch.
split.youAI▸ AUTOWASH-X 500▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
swaps tires in under four minutes
You spend your shift scrubbing sensors and swapping tires on autonomous fleets. Your career is literally dirty work.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically peel a piece of chewing gum off a passenger seat.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors now alert the system when they are too dirty.
Month 5
Robot arms replace your human cable-plugging shift.
Month 10
Fixed pressure-wash bays replace your manual scrubbing routine.
Month 16
Precision arms change wheels without a human wrench.
Year 2 · D-Day
The site is fully automated and you are gone.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
400 daily
Average sensor smudges cleaned
120 shift
Minutes spent waiting for chargers
80 weekly
Tire lug nuts torqued
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium car wash chain.
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