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December 9, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthYour depth perception is just a fancy way of landing hard.
Professional water-bouncer with a taste for overpriced aviators.
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split.youAI▸ SKYGLIDE AUTONOMOUS FLOAT-V1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
calculates tide drift in milliseconds
You navigate bush planes into remote lakes to drop passengers. You manage fuel, weather checks, and landing surface conditions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively judge the ripple density of a lake before touching down.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map landing site wind patterns better than your eyes can.
Month 5
Robot hooks handle the rope work in weather you avoid.
Month 13
Algorithms fly the mapped routes faster and with less fuel.
Year 2.1
You stop flying and start watching screens while the robot lands.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
The machine eliminates the need for human eyes in the cockpit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
High
Average water-landing stress
Excessive
Coffee consumption during pre-flight
42%
Likelihood of engine failure panic
Your severance
A vintage compass and a one-way bus ticket.
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